Today i am as silly as a circus clown.

Yesterday i was as crazy as a monkey in a bannana factory.

in public i am as shy as a boy in a new school.

in my room im as bored as someone watch a sloth climb a tree.

to my mum im as sweet as a bag of candy.

to my dad im as funny as a pro comedian.

to my friends in as jumpy as a bag of jelly beans.

but really im Cooper, a wacky, silly guy.